You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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