...so i touched it.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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