I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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