Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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