Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I think people are normalizing furries
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
