Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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