i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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