are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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