So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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