it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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