Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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