Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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