my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
