so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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