How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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