I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Randomize
