I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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