That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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