The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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