Small penises have feelings too.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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