My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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