is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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