so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
bring money and cleavage
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Randomize
