Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just googled if crying burns calories
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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