Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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