one two three fourrrrnication!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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