I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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