thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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