dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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