no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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