He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
then he tried to convert me to islam
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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