clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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