True but thats because hes a fetus.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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