He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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