I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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