you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
