Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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