How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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