Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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