I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize
