I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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