she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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