: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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