I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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