You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
this will be a night to untag.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
