yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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