I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you guys were way drunker than both of me
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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