i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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