physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
