i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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