hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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